I tried making Gwyneth Paltrow's #BoyfriendBreakfasts. I'm not going back.

A pristine kitchen. Flax linen pajamas. A skillet. If you haven't spent a lazy weekend morning scrolling through actress and Goop founder Gwyneth Paltrow's #BoyfriendBreakfast videos — named for the meals she'd whip up to woo then boyfriend, now husband Brad Falchuk — you're missing out. Looking effortlessly chic and decidedly "ungroggy" in her nig...