My big night out: I raced for the train with my bladder bursting – and it was the start of a disastrous journey
- Posted on December 23, 2025
- By The Guardian
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My big night out: I raced for the train with my bladder bursting – and it was the start of a disastrous journey

If the train had had a single working toilet I would have been fine. Ditto if it had been the fast route. But I was on the slow train to Derby and knew I was in trouble ...