Robot Tries to Bust Dance Moves, Flames Out in Epic Disaster

Braving the dancefloor in broad daylight, or when the overhead lights are on, frequently does not end well. For undoubtedly, your clumsy moves, weird facial expressions, or catastrophic blunders will be captured by someone with their phone out, who will then quickly deliver the footage to a million eyeballs online. On that note, we now report that a robot has eaten dirt after trying to show off some of its choreography — and seemingly had its soul sucked out of its corporeal form in sheer embarr