The hill I will die on: Fruit with meat? What kind of pervert are you?
- Posted on December 25, 2025
- By The Guardian
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The hill I will die on: Fruit with meat? What kind of pervert are you?

Please don’t ever offer me cranberry sauce with my roast turkey – that’s just jam on your Christmas dinner, and who wants that, asks Guardian Opinion deputy editor Katy Guest